Don't I look 18!

was buying ticket to 'Angels and Demons' for five people and,

ass : Mane lagi dua org?
me : Belum sampai lagi.
ass : Oh, semua org kena ada kat sini. Kita kena check IC semua, takut org tipu.
me : Bang, kita semua dah 18 dah la.
ass : Ada bukti lagi dua org tu dah 18?(bla bla bla for 5 minutes)
me : Bang, muka kita ni muka bdk2 lagi ke?nape susah sangat nak caye?
ass : Mane tau korg tipu ke..(bla bla bla)
me : yelah2.

walk off cursing that ass non stop. Show was on 2.20(it was 2) and waited for the other two guys until 2.20. Then tried again but this time the ass wasn't there.

me : Angels and Demons, 5 org.
kak: ok, ni semua dah 18 ke?
us : dah2..
kak : ok,rm....
me : kak, muka kita ni tak 18 lagi ke?
kak: haha dah2..

see, no problem...fucking ass. Then when entering the cinema, walked a few steps then,
ass 2 : eh korg, datang sini
me : nape?
ass 2 : korg semua dah 18 ke belum?
us : dah2..
ass 2 : korg boleh buktikan tak?

damn fucked up man. The dude who walked in before us was shorter than the shortest(not me) among all of us five, and his face so childish can simply lepas. Damn malu ok to stand there and taking our ICs and showing the the fucker one by one and guess what, he took my IC and stared at it for a long time. fucking asshole. Then I just stood there waiting for a guy who doesn't look remotely to being 18 to walk in and guess what, I did and he looked like a school student ok, together with the girlfriend and senang2 je they went it..damn tak puas hati wei.